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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm gonna pull out my war pick, cause Hilt's acting like a total weird beard.

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You see, um, moot bleeding out inside.

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Oh my god, you guys, what's going on?

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And I start untying them, like, I thought you were just outside and you were evil and

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you were trying to kill me and-

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Where is that handsome bastard?

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I'm gonna punch his beautiful face in.

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They're both unconscious, I think, but I hope someone can explain what's going on.

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He was going to stop my people from living.

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Uh, I'm gonna cast Magic Missile.

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Hylip, how do you feel about teaching Zumba?

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Are you talking about just, like, cover while you do the thing?

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Cause I could, I could fill in.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you try and run the class tomorrow?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, and

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with me today is Karla Maxted.

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That is me.

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I play Norixious Akra, better known as your Zumba superstar, Glim.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me.

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Uh, yeah, no real aerobics credits to my name, but I play moot.

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And Amy More.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Yeah.

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Mmm.

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Yep, that's me.

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That's as good as you get.

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Uh, and I play Sullivan Sleight, and did I have to just look at the name?

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I sure did.

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Also with us today, two very special guests from the North by North Quest podcast, it's

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Tiffany and David Alvort.

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Hello!

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Hello!

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Yay!

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Welcome!

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Yes!

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It's so fun!

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We're excited to be here!

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We're gonna cause so many problems.

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It's gonna be great.

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It's gonna be great.

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Any resemblance of to a functioning world that you had going into this episode will

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be gone by the time we're done.

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It's gonna be fine.

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Little did I know, two seemingly inconsequential characters held the key to destroying everything.

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I mean, it's always the quiet ones you don't expect.

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Touche.

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I say that, we're probably not gonna be quiet.

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I just wanna say, I think every time we've guest starred or have had guests on, something

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really pivotal has changed.

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Good.

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Like going to an alternate timeline and Flint ending up with an alter ego soul within him.

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Good.

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I can't think of a second example.

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We got our team name.

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Yep.

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We forced someone to name us.

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We forced someone to do that, but it still happened and was, you know, pivotal.

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See, when you have guests on, you try and put your best foot forward, and that

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foot usually means big plot changes.

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Oh, I thought that was why I was wearing my robe.

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This is me putting my best foot forward.

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It's a good foot.

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I thought this was just a shopping episode.

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We aren't just going to fantasy cosplay.

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It could very well be.

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We'll soon find out.

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Where you can find out about a whole bunch of other cool things is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, and when you are a patron of ours, you

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Thanks, sketchy ding dong.

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Thank you for your name.

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I didn't realize Amy was sponsoring our own podcast.

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I feel so honored to be on sketchy ding dong's episode.

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Yeah. Wow. Right.

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I was just going to say, don't make me laugh, but it'd be like a really terrible,

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terrible episode of, you know, just deadpan the entire time.

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No laughter, you guys.

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Keep it. Keep it clean.

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It's sketchy, ding dong.

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Fantastic.

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Check it out. Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Fuck it. Let's play D&D.

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Yes. Let's do this.

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It's a bright and sunny day in Waterdeep.

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The city is bustling with activity as another wave of caravans gets ready

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to move more people back out of the city into their homes across Faerun.

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Everyone from beggars to adventurers can be seen haggling or bartering

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for the best jobs or passage out in hopes of starting over.

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And we land upon one such deal as we see a caravan owner talking

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with two armored individuals, a tall human male and a rainbow feathered

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Root, Root, have we gotten the caravans set up yet?

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Uh, yes. Yes, sir.

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Yes, we did that.

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We got it right here.

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Did you get the man paid?

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Oh, you had one job, Root.

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I'm I'm still new here.

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I don't know how everything works outside of Makah Valley.

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Yeah, well, you've been using that excuse for a while.

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And what am I doing paying you in Birdseed?

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Because this doesn't your performance appraisal for, you know,

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your squiredom in this exchange program is very questionable.

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It's been three days.

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Yes. Well, that's two and a half days too long in my book.

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I didn't get to where I was on three day excuses.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. And you just digging through,

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digging through their bag to try and find the pouch of silver

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and gold that you gave me.

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As the tall human just looks off in the distance with his

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fists on his hips.

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That's a good pose.

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I know it's really becoming pay the man.

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Oh, oh, oh, yes.

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OK, here.

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Thank you. Thank you, Root.

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You're welcome. Yes.

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Yes, thank you. You two are very interesting characters.

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Oh, we've been there our whole life.

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Well, I've been here three days.

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I mean, you came walking over here looking for a job,

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but now you're paying me.

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Yeah, well, I mean, you're the caravan leader, right?

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Wait, wait, he's paying.

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We're what I thought we were hiring him and switch.

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Get on board, Root.

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Give him two gold. He gives us two hundreds.

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You see, then you get five friends and you give them two gold.

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They give you two hundred.

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I don't think the math checks out.

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It's what the sketchy rogues have taught me.

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Why are you learning from sketchy rogues?

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Because I'm throwing you under the bus if I knew what a bus was.

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OK.

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I don't know what a bus is, but look, I need some guards here.

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I don't know about you two specifically.

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You haven't given me much to go on here to say that you're very reputable

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in the skills that you have put forward here.

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Let me look at your resume.

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Well, he's a very great knight.

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I mean, they wouldn't have put me in the Squire Exchange program

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with him if he wasn't real great.

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Knight of the Realm. Round. Knight of the Round.

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Round, Root. Round.

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I'm trying.

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Unnamed, unraced, disclosed merchant man.

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What would put you more at ease about us?

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Well, my name is Hamick.

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I'm a dwarf, as you see.

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OK. Nice to meet you.

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I'm Squire Bertie Lemieux.

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Nice to meet you, Squire Bertie Lemieux.

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You're a very interesting character and you hang out with very

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forward individuals here.

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Well, it's kind of a job.

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So what what what we need here is we need these these caravans.

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You see here these wagons here? Yes.

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Count four of them.

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Four wagons.

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They have a whole bunch of stuff that we need taken to Daggerford.

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You know the place?

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Yeah, we've been there before.

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Well, I've been there.

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Bertie, Bertie. Yes.

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Root. Yes.

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Have you been to Daggerford before?

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I've been here three days.

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Answer the question, Root. No.

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OK, I know of where you're talking.

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My bird squire does not.

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But we will make it work for you.

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Your four wagons, not three.

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Didn't miscount earlier.

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We'll make it there safely.

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Perfect. Perfect.

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So for this job here, I've got let me see.

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He reaches into a satchel and pulls out a bag and gives it a bit of a shake.

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Says it feels about like five hundred gold here now.

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The roads have been safe.

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But word is that there could be something happen in near Daggerford.

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I'd highly suggest you finding some recruits

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to help you along your way.

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Oh, we need extra help.

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Now there's something on the road.

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Is it something like a block party or a monster attack?

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Because specificity, man, this makes a difference on the talent that we recruit.

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That is true. That is true.

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Do you need a belly dancer?

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Oh, oh, a cousin of mine can do that.

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Very cool.

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Not exactly what I think we're looking for here.

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The rumor is that maybe some goblins have moved in somewhere along the way,

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turning up a little bit of trouble towards our neck of the woods.

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Those turnt up goblos got the worst.

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I hate a turnt gobble.

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What are we going to do about this route?

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Whatever will we do?

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Well, apparently we have to hire people

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to help us.

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That's what the man just said, sir.

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Turnt goblins.

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We cut we cut away from the caravans

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and we we joined back with our friends Moot, Glim and Sully,

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who what are you doing at this very moment?

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This is several days after.

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This is several days after your previous incident. OK.

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So. I guess maybe just a speed round of how you wrap that up.

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I mean, probably we just left that mausoleum and never looked back.

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Yeah, I think we just walked out of there and left the mushrooms,

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left the dead bodies and just kind of about the mushrooms.

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We should destroy the mushrooms.

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I don't care about the dead body so much.

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I put it I put out of order sign on the mausoleum door. Great.

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OK, so there's a massacre inside the mausoleum,

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a burnt patch of mushrooms, two dead bodies,

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an out of order sign on the mausoleum door.

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You've now packed your things.

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As last discussed, you were getting ready to head towards

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Timanthir, which is to the.

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East. So you packed your things.

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You know that at this moment, there are several caravans

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packing up and getting ready to move back out into Faerun.

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Could be a good opportunity for you.

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I feel like I probably after having to kill

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a bad fake lump person,

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I still probably went back to the temple and like

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spent some time contemplating and communing with Bahamut to like.

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Cleanse that from my sort of absolution.

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But now I'm ready to go.

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Sully totally went to a to a tattoo artist

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and got like a little too ex like dead face tattooed on

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his side womb. Oh, scar.

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Still so much love for him, even though he turned evil.

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There's so many insane words that are being said right now, it's amazing.

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How about Moot?

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Moot has been reading through

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magic textbooks that he's been able to read at the library.

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But everything seems a little out of his grasp at the moment.

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Not enough pictures, not enough pictures at all.

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Well, time for us to start questing then.

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We're ready. You've you've you've borrowed your books

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with the intent to maybe someday bring them back

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and you find yourself standing.

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Bright faced, ready to face the day at the edge of water deep.

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As you overlook many, many caravans and wagons,

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all packing up and getting ready to go.

258
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:18,600
So do we just like any mini money Moses business?

259
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,679
Well, why don't we let's look around and see if any of these like

260
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:27,799
speak to us and then also go and speak to them

261
00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:29,200
and find out if they're going the right way,

262
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,399
because we're looking to go east, you think?

263
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:34,439
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's your hometown.

264
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:38,320
Sorry for my hoarse voice.

265
00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,920
I screamed a lot, you know, when you when you get a tattoo

266
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,160
on on your side, it really hurts.

267
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,960
Yeah. Well, and you're nursing some deep emotional wounds, too, so.

268
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,960
Sure. Yeah. Tattoo on the scar tissue.

269
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,040
How's the what what made you decide to get it there?

270
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,920
Well, I'm just like really brave.

271
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,880
And it's always to remind me, like, never trust anything

272
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,200
that comes at you that isn't from a hole that was naturally put there.

273
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,680
Oh, yeah, that old saying.

274
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,080
Good words to live by.

275
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,160
Good words to check out.

276
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You hear a voice from behind you.

277
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:12,800
Hey, you crazy kids.

278
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,879
I forgot to ask you that one question.

279
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:16,920
Oh, you guys go faster.

280
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,800
Wait, don't look back.

281
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,120
Good. Just wait back.

282
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,800
Look. Hi, Hillip.

283
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,160
Yeah, Glam. You kill him.

284
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,040
I can't I can't.

285
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,440
Hi. Hi, Hillip.

286
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,160
We're just leaving. So we. Yeah.

287
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No. Quick question.

288
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,759
Just because you've handed off your Zumba classes to me,

289
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I just want to make sure that I do it right.

290
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:39,240
So what time is check in?

291
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,960
Oh, it starts starts very early.

292
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,240
So you need to be there at about seven thirty.

293
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:46,919
Oh, shiz. OK, that is very early.

294
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:51,039
I will maybe first class change, change the schedule.

295
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,600
But that's for me to figure out.

296
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,039
Don't worry. You're in charge now.

297
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,159
You're in charge now, Hillip.

298
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I know you're going to do a great job.

299
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,600
I'm sure we will see you guys next time you come back through here.

300
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,519
And I will make sure that we grow this Zumba Empire.

301
00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:07,840
I mean, and and talk about Bahamut.

302
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,159
Then talk about Bahamut. You gave me those those notes.

303
00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:15,720
I handed you those nice those nice pamphlets about the is the watch tower.

304
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,680
And then there was also right.

305
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,960
Yeah. So read those and then you'll be ready to teach.

306
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,279
Cools for school. All right.

307
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:26,080
I'll go check it out. You kids have fun on the road.

308
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,840
Don't take any

309
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,399
funny candies.

310
00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:34,439
We'll we'll try not to sing from where I come from.

311
00:15:34,439 --> 00:15:36,399
Don't don't take any funny candies.

312
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:39,919
OK, you don't beat any old ladies up for baguettes again.

313
00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:42,399
I won't do it again.

314
00:15:43,199 --> 00:15:44,959
My friends.

315
00:15:44,959 --> 00:15:47,120
Bye, Hillip.

316
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:51,559
You turn and walk in and you see several people.

317
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Tons of people, actually.

318
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:58,240
But everybody make a perception check.

319
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:05,720
You or just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you too.

320
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,639
OK, well, I got a six.

321
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,519
So five. Oh, wow.

322
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,319
We were so right on board with each other.

323
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:12,600
I got a four.

324
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,240
I think we were just trying really hard to get away from Hillip.

325
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,079
I think so, too.

326
00:16:16,079 --> 00:16:17,639
It's just important. We're not really looking.

327
00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:19,480
We're just like briskly walking away.

328
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,720
Yeah. How about Damien and Bert Bert Bertolmew?

329
00:16:24,199 --> 00:16:27,439
Bertie Lemieux, Bertie Lemieux, Bertie Lemieux, 10.

330
00:16:27,919 --> 00:16:30,480
Damien got a 17.

331
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,920
OK, that's my one good roll of the night.

332
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,399
That's awesome.

333
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:39,399
You three begin walking in like not really knowing where to start.

334
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:45,759
Damien, you just finish up kind of your conversation

335
00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:48,759
with the the caravan runner owner.

336
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:54,759
I and you your eye is drawn to three youngins

337
00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:59,000
who look like they are looking for work, walking

338
00:16:59,399 --> 00:17:00,960
in your general direction.

339
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:05,799
There's a half orc, a dragonborn and a halfling,

340
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:09,880
all kind of wide eyed and bewildered like they need some guidance.

341
00:17:10,559 --> 00:17:11,799
Root. What?

342
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:12,920
Root. What?

343
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,680
Look right there.

344
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,440
And Damien plunges his arm right under Bertie Lemieux's nose,

345
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:22,279
pointing at the three wandering folks in front of him.

346
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,440
Root. Yes.

347
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,359
All right. Pop quiz time.

348
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,359
Oh, no. Time to assess.

349
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:33,560
Uh huh. How good do you think these three would be helping us on our quest?

350
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,760
On like to Daggerford, on like a one to five stars scale,

351
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,280
like a one to ten.

352
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:44,280
Oh, one to Daggerford scale to Daggerford.

353
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,840
That end of the scale.

354
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,720
Is that the right answer? No.

355
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,880
Oh, no. They look confused,

356
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,240
which means they would be perfect for the job.

357
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,600
Isn't that the answer I just gave? No.

358
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,759
Oh, you have so much to learn, Squire.

359
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:01,719
Lucky you that we've been partnered together

360
00:18:01,719 --> 00:18:05,000
and I've well lost my normal eigensquire off in your land.

361
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,279
And let's go meet people.

362
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:10,639
OK. Bertie, lead.

363
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:13,559
Oh, and like wings flap

364
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:17,919
and feathers like puff up in like nervous excitement.

365
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:22,240
And this like three foot, four foot tall bird,

366
00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:25,959
very brightly colored, like green head,

367
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:30,039
lilac chest, bright blue wings

368
00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:33,799
and tail feathers comes like hopping over to you

369
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,600
and just, hello, hello.

370
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,480
You guys look like you need a quest.

371
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,559
I kind of like lean to my people and I go, don't act so green.

372
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,440
We're not desperate.

373
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,680
Who says, uh, your countenance

374
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,400
and my knight said to ask you

375
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,320
if you wanted to help us with our. Me, Damien Conference,

376
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,600
knight of the round.

377
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,720
So I can see that you are confused.

378
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,759
Say what? So your last name is conference.

379
00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:11,039
It is like how, how, how far you get around a circle.

380
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,519
Yeah, this is circumference, my knight who is training me.

381
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:19,519
Are you cracking wise about my name?

382
00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:21,639
No, not at all. He has a knight of the round.

383
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:23,759
I appreciate mathematics.

384
00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:26,079
I used to be a mathematical.

385
00:19:26,559 --> 00:19:28,480
You used to be? Really?

386
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,119
Oh, yeah. Do you know any good mathematical stories?

387
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:33,480
Oh, yeah. But I mean, now it's not the time.

388
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,480
You were just you were you were pitching to us right now.

389
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,119
Oh, no, it's always the time.

390
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:39,559
Here, I have one for you.

391
00:19:39,559 --> 00:19:42,000
Do you know why zero is the best number?

392
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,960
Squire, Bertie Lemieux is trying really hard not to raise their hand.

393
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,759
Squire, it's their turn.

394
00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:50,599
I know this one. OK, it's their turn.

395
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:52,640
Nobody.

396
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,319
It's because it's holding back all the negativity.

397
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,400
And he looks in the distance, very proud of himself.

398
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,319
Big feather hands like frame him.

399
00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:04,640
Just like wing feathers.

400
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,279
Wow. Super cool.

401
00:20:08,759 --> 00:20:11,680
Wow. Super cool.

402
00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,000
That's a good that's a good joke.

403
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,799
So where are you going today?

404
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,720
Where are you going?

405
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,160
With this caravan to help with.

406
00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,119
To Tagerford.

407
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,639
Yeah, that and to help with the turnt gobos.

408
00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:30,079
Wait, there's there's turnt gobos.

409
00:20:30,079 --> 00:20:31,759
That's what the man said.

410
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:34,279
Root, I think that might be a little bit racist.

411
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,720
I don't. Is it?

412
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,480
I mean, I didn't think so when I said it,

413
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,839
but when it came out of your mouth, I questioned my words from earlier.

414
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:45,640
Is well, it got to be careful what you say in front of children.

415
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,400
They'll just say anything.

416
00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:52,000
I don't think this bird is a child, but if I were Bertie Lemieux,

417
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:55,759
are you a child? No, no, no.

418
00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,759
You're a very old squire.

419
00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:00,240
No, I'm a normal age squire.

420
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,319
It's just hard to tell because my feathers are so bright.

421
00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:05,960
Oh, and circumference looks at the halfling.

422
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,599
Are you a child?

423
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,439
I think that might be racist.

424
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:10,519
That's totally racist.

425
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,439
What does it make you think I'm a child?

426
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,720
You're the one who brought up children and I see no children around me.

427
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,679
He does.

428
00:21:16,679 --> 00:21:19,759
Can I do a passive perception of like what is what's my passive?

429
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:21,480
I don't know. We're not going to damn.

430
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,480
I got 18 passive perception.

431
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,159
Do I see children around me or is it literally the halfling?

432
00:21:27,439 --> 00:21:30,399
I mean, there there are families moving back,

433
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,600
but in the immediate earshot, there are no no children that would be of concern.

434
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,800
Short one, I believe we are in safe no children's zone.

435
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,640
I think we can we are fine with continuing with our dealings of the day.

436
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,759
So to Daggerford.

437
00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:47,920
Well, will you help us with the gobbos?

438
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,320
I guess that depends.

439
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,720
I definitely want to help with the gobbos.

440
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:57,000
I love a mission that all sounds great, but one very important question.

441
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,880
Oh, what direction is Daggerford in?

442
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,240
Oh, that's a good question.

443
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,480
That's probably the most important question.

444
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,360
Sir, what direction is Daggerford in the direction the merchant pointed?

445
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,200
East.

446
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,200
Southeast ish.

447
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,800
Almost, Bertie Lemieux.

448
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,600
I mean, she said ish ish.

449
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,680
Turn that compass a little bit further southeast.

450
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:25,800
There you go.

451
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,160
Southeast of here.

452
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,880
Is that in any direction, at least somewhat of what you are traveling in?

453
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,600
Well, yes.

454
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,480
See, here's the thing.

455
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,800
I need to save the world.

456
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,240
So we need to head east.

457
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,200
It's a long story.

458
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,840
I won't bore you with the whole thing.

459
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,200
I mean, there isn't much more than that.

460
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,720
Mostly, it's just that we're going to save the world at some point.

461
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,400
Not soon.

462
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,759
We probably can help with these gobbos before we go do that.

463
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,560
Damien, you know, it's a five to six day journey.

464
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:55,240
Does the world need to be saved in the next week?

465
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,200
Well, I hope not.

466
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,039
I'm not ready to save it yet.

467
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:03,440
Oh, well, excellent, because we have probably, I don't know, four or five,

468
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,839
maybe even six days, depending if we take the scenic route ahead of us on the road.

469
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,880
But it sounds like we can combine our journeys and we can help you

470
00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:15,279
make it along the way a little bit more safely and you can help us.

471
00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:16,720
It's full circle.

472
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,160
Four wagons.

473
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,240
Yes. Squire, what's there to see on this scenic route?

474
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,240
Trees?

475
00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:27,039
Oh, well, you can see those anywhere.

476
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:30,720
I thought you were talking like landmarks, like world's biggest.

477
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,599
What are we going for here?

478
00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:41,160
Uh, there was talk that we could find the world's biggest jar of jam

479
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,079
on the way.

480
00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:45,319
Yes, does your current quest have jam?

481
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,839
I've never had jam.

482
00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:50,519
It sounds like a good time.

483
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,759
Yeah. Squire, did you make that fact up?

484
00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:56,599
I feel like you're trying to egg these these fine folk on.

485
00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:58,279
I don't have any eggs.

486
00:23:58,279 --> 00:24:00,319
No. Oh, hmm.

487
00:24:00,319 --> 00:24:03,079
I look at my two traveling companions chalk.

488
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,519
Yeah, can we talk for a second? Hold on. Sorry, sorry.

489
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:09,319
Maybe just give us a give us a minute and we actually move away from them

490
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,599
instead of just saying give us a minute and turning around,

491
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:13,920
which is what we normally do.

492
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:17,000
We move out of earshot.

493
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,200
Guys, I'm a total sucker for world's biggest anything.

494
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,400
I want to go.

495
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,799
I mean, we have turned.

496
00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:28,360
You're just in the background away from that.

497
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,640
I mean, just yelling jam over and over.

498
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,880
Not even yelling, just quietly trying to infiltrate the huddle

499
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,360
with the excitement of jam encroaching jam.

500
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,519
Solly, what do you think?

501
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,080
Guys, I feel like we just got rid of Hillip

502
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,360
and now we're just going to like grab two more hillops and I'm just

503
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,640
I'm so fucking hilloped out right now.

504
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,000
But there's been no other offers.

505
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,800
And I think we should probably just get this show on the road.

506
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,200
So I mean, why we could ask them some questions to see

507
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,240
to test their hillop levels.

508
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:02,040
Oh, that's good.

509
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,200
They've already failed on the hillop scale.

510
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,360
Oh, oh, Jesus Christ.

511
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:11,160
OK, I guess I guess my hillop barometer is broken.

512
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,400
Not everyone's is attuned the same way.

513
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,120
I'm very sensitive.

514
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,320
OK, well, I say we go.

515
00:25:17,319 --> 00:25:19,159
Go for it. OK.

516
00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:20,639
I want to see jam.

517
00:25:20,639 --> 00:25:22,759
Me too. Oh, I really want to see those.

518
00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:25,480
Jam, jam, jam, jam, jam.

519
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,759
Bernie, you've been doing that for 10 minutes.

520
00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,759
Let's see some jam and kill some goblins.

521
00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:32,119
But it worked.

522
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,399
Well done.

523
00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,119
It did. I give them that.

524
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,279
Welcome to the quest of protecting horses and buggies.

525
00:25:39,519 --> 00:25:42,960
But every quest, no matter how small, is noble. Yes.

526
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,279
I mean, that is why I'm on the Squire exchange program.

527
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,319
Now, was this like, did you have to apply in person

528
00:25:51,319 --> 00:25:54,440
or was this like a write in program?

529
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,840
Well, my night master back home in McCaw Valley

530
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:04,400
signed me up for it that he thought that more world experience would be good.

531
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,799
So I'm here.

532
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:11,600
I've been here for three days, but I've already learned about the jam

533
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,560
and I think it's exciting that we get to go while also protecting people from goblins.

534
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,080
And I filled out the application for my current Squire,

535
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,400
but it auto corrected to ducking and I got this bird.

536
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,280
Hello. I am Squire, Bernie the Mew.

537
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,400
Yes. Yes, you are.

538
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,200
I am not a duck.

539
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
Hmm.

540
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,920
In case there was confusion.

541
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,360
Oh, no, we've seen ducks.

542
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,800
You are totally different.

543
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,600
I don't think you're sporting a switchblade or anything.

544
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,000
I am not sporting a switchblade.

545
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,600
The ducks we've run into have been very problematic.

546
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:51,840
Well, the duck wood was very, that was a bit of a sketchy place, I have to say.

547
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,800
So when do we leave?

548
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,280
Sir, when do we leave?

549
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,400
Damien yells across the wagon yard to the merchant.

550
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,360
Merchant man, when do we leave?

551
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,440
We have help. We have a party.

552
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,080
You have a party. All right.

553
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,600
That sounds like it's going to be a fun time.

554
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,080
You can leave whenever you got your party ready.

555
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,960
Oh, we did it. You did it.

556
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,440
So now we had the pre-party.

557
00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:21,920
Oh, did we?

558
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,880
That's what he said, right?

559
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,680
Pre-party.

560
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,400
OK, I don't think I got that one.

561
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,240
And Damien walks off.

562
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,000
Oh, follow us.

563
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,160
Oh, oh, oh, we told you our names.

564
00:27:39,519 --> 00:27:42,720
You should probably tell, well, at least me, your names,

565
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,880
because I'm not sure circumference will remember half the time

566
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,720
he calls me Root and that is not my name.

567
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,000
Yeah, I was going to ask about that.

568
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,400
Yeah. Well, you see,

569
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,240
he really likes math, but also when I got here,

570
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,000
I was sitting in like a square container

571
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,640
because it was calming for the boat ride.

572
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,319
And so he just looked at it.

573
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:08,960
It was a nest. It was a nest bird.

574
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,799
Yeah, OK. It was a nest inside a square box because it was calming.

575
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:14,720
And he looked at it and he went, oh, a square root.

576
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,640
And that happened.

577
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,319
Oh, well, that's unfortunate.

578
00:28:19,319 --> 00:28:21,599
He really likes his math puns.

579
00:28:23,519 --> 00:28:26,200
Yes. I mean, he is a knight of the round.

580
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,559
So it makes sense. It makes sense.

581
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:31,200
I'm Glim. Oh, hello, Glim.

582
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,759
And then for Tiffany's not for Tiffany's note of knowledge,

583
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,640
which one are you in terms of height?

584
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,279
I'm the Dragonborn.

585
00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:42,799
OK, Glim is the Dragonborn. Perfect.

586
00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:45,720
Half Orc Moot, checking in here.

587
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,119
Half Orc Moot, it is nice to meet you, Moot.

588
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,039
I'm Sullivan Slyte, but you can call me Sully.

589
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,039
It is lovely to meet you, Sully.

590
00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:58,480
Welcome to the party and the quest for jam.

591
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:01,279
Sort of in a roundabout way.

592
00:29:01,319 --> 00:29:02,599
Exactly.

593
00:29:02,599 --> 00:29:05,639
You get back to the caravan and he

594
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:08,599
hame. What the fuck did I name him?

595
00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:11,920
Hamek. So much has happened.

596
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,599
And yet nothing has happened.

597
00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:16,399
And yet nothing has happened.

598
00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:18,680
Hamish, we are ready to begin.

599
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,440
Yeah, I see you got I see you got some some folks here.

600
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,440
You guys ever escorted a caravan?

601
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,039
I've been around a lot of horses.

602
00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:31,079
I think Glim rode on one.

603
00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:34,559
We traveled with the caravan with Hillop.

604
00:29:35,639 --> 00:29:37,799
Oh, yeah, we did.

605
00:29:37,799 --> 00:29:40,679
We have we have caravan experience.

606
00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,919
You rode with Hillop?

607
00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:45,679
Yeah. Do you know Hillop?

608
00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:46,919
Yeah, I know Hillop.

609
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,599
He's not going to be coming with you, is he?

610
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:51,279
No, no, no.

611
00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:52,399
Cool.

612
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:54,159
He's got some Zumba to run.

613
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,639
Oh, he's changing career path.

614
00:29:56,639 --> 00:29:59,519
Great. OK, so you got four drivers,

615
00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:00,799
one for each of the wagon,

616
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,119
and then you guys are going to be just, you know,

617
00:30:03,119 --> 00:30:06,599
making sure nobody steals anything or wrecks anything.

618
00:30:07,879 --> 00:30:09,400
Sound all good?

619
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,599
You can count on us.

620
00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:13,039
Perfect.

621
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:16,960
I have total confidence that this is going to go off without a hitch.

622
00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,440
Why don't you shake the merchant man's hand?

623
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,160
Wing comes out with like little fingers at the end.

624
00:30:24,279 --> 00:30:25,039
Shake your hand.

625
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:28,319
Reaches and shakes your hand is all right.

626
00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:33,879
Well, there should be there should be a noble there to receive you.

627
00:30:35,639 --> 00:30:37,759
This is all to help get the city set up

628
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,799
before we send out the people back to the city.

629
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,720
Good. He set the city up before we send the people to the city.

630
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,159
Got it. Perfect.

631
00:30:46,159 --> 00:30:49,279
Merchant man, this is not a smuggling mission, is it?

632
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:53,799
Everything here is above board and sanctioned by the guilds and whatever.

633
00:30:53,839 --> 00:30:55,279
Everything here is above board.

634
00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:57,480
If you have a look, you'll see we've got food.

635
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:02,000
We've got fabrics, spices, various building supplies, books,

636
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,519
paintings, all that sort.

637
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:06,360
Basically, a veritable smorgasbord of boredom.

638
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,240
Excellent. You've got it.

639
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,240
Nothing, nothing, nothing hinky going on.

640
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,640
Nothing hinky.

641
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,599
Yeah. Just concerned, just concerned about people

642
00:31:16,599 --> 00:31:19,200
interrupting us before we get there, of course.

643
00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:22,319
Hence, hiring you fine folks.

644
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,960
We've got it covered.

645
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,600
So we haven't talked about, like, compensation.

646
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,720
The caravan sets off as you begin this conversation

647
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,480
on the five to six day journey.

648
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,440
And feel free to carry that conversation on.

649
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,279
It's a good question, Sully.

650
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:46,480
I mean, I'm going to do it to get better at fighting evil.

651
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,039
But we also need to eat.

652
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:52,840
So compensation? Jam?

653
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,440
No, I will not take jam for compensation.

654
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,040
What? David, stop looking at me.

655
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,600
I'm the squire. I can't make these rules.

656
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,360
Hey, we have four wagons and I'm not quite sure

657
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,160
who's sitting next to who at the moment.

658
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,520
So I don't know who I'm talking to.

659
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,960
No, they're talking about compensation.

660
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,880
That's to you. Yeah.

661
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,160
And then he said compensation.

662
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,040
And then the caravan just merited it away.

663
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,800
So David, that conversation is to you.

664
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,000
Russ is like, speak amongst yourselves.

665
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,240
You hired them.

666
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,759
Oh, I did it by proxy.

667
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:25,079
Yeah. Yeah.

668
00:32:25,079 --> 00:32:28,839
The merchant hand you a bag of 500 gold.

669
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:31,640
So you have 500 gold to spend as you will.

670
00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:39,359
Well, we have a bag of 100 gold to spend on you three fine fellows.

671
00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:44,599
Now, if we get there safely and and unscratched and nothing untoward

672
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:47,839
happens, maybe we can scrounge up a little extra scratch.

673
00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:49,440
What do you think, Squire?

674
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,240
We can dip into the reserves and, you know,

675
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,120
share in the wealth.

676
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,840
Yes. Good answer.

677
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,720
So we may be looking at a hundred and twenty five gold when you arrive

678
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:06,080
and jam and good company

679
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:09,080
and jam.

680
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,400
I will enjoy two out of three of those things.

681
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,120
It's probably the jam.

682
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,160
It's your company, Birdie,

683
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,000
because I obviously being a human and D&D with the wealth of races

684
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,120
in is very gradating on everybody's nerves.

685
00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:26,720
So it's you.

686
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,759
Everybody likes a bird friend.

687
00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:32,160
Everybody loves a human, lawful, good pAlydin in the wealth of D&D.

688
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,279
Can't be that lawful good. Just saying.

689
00:33:36,759 --> 00:33:39,840
Hey, you don't know if he likes to have a surprise at the end.

690
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,080
So God, I was about to say a happy ending.

691
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,360
That was not where I was going.

692
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,519
The answer would be probably yes.

693
00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:50,079
I mean, I mean, I don't understand if you're if you get there

694
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:52,359
and you expect 100, but you end up with 250.

695
00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:54,079
That's a pretty good upswing.

696
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,519
But if you get there expecting 250 and you only get 100,

697
00:33:56,519 --> 00:33:58,559
that's kind of a shitty day.

698
00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:00,639
Oh, so you're not going to 200.

699
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,799
You're not going to promise them.

700
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:06,279
You're going to be like, oh, generous big bonus.

701
00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:09,039
Where does this bag of gold come from?

702
00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:12,400
But it's the same bag of gold.

703
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,960
I have to say, I agree. I agree.

704
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,599
Are we each like driving a caravan essentially?

705
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,039
No. OK, I didn't think so.

706
00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:22,679
We're just like you have four drivers escorting.

707
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,760
Yeah, we're like walking beside.

708
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,119
Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought.

709
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:32,760
You may take rest at any specific time, but, you know, you are you are escorting.

710
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,440
Well, hey there, we're back in the middle.

711
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,159
And it's just me here with you today, your Dungeon Master Russ More.

712
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:52,360
Just wanted to pop in and say a quick huge thank you to David and Tiffany,

713
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,000
who will be joining us again in a couple of weeks to wrap up this story

714
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,480
of Circumference and Squire Root.

715
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,720
If you would like to hear more from David and Tiffany,

716
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:05,119
make sure you go search for North by North Quest

717
00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:09,880
anywhere you can download podcasts or you can visit

718
00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:14,599
North by North Quest dot com for all the details about them.

719
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,519
It's an amazing podcast, amazing storytelling.

720
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,640
And as you can tell, David and Tiffany have a lot of fun.

721
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,760
Now onto a little housekeeping, a little bit about our schedule

722
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,400
for the next couple of weeks.

723
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,280
We won't be releasing regular episodes for the next two weeks.

724
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,680
However, we will have special bonus episodes from a couple of podcasts

725
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,079
that we absolutely love, that we'd like you to take a moment

726
00:35:35,079 --> 00:35:39,039
to listen to and enjoy and hopefully go listen to them as well.

727
00:35:39,159 --> 00:35:42,759
More details about that coming up on Christmas Day and New Year's Day.

728
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,480
We'll be back with regular episodes for us on January 8th

729
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,400
with the next Thea, Flint and New Friend, and then back into regular

730
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:53,599
rotation from there on Monday, January 6th.

731
00:35:53,759 --> 00:35:57,039
Our new show, Facing Fate, will begin and will be released weekly

732
00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:58,920
for 10 weeks after that.

733
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,119
If you'd like to hear the full season one before it comes out,

734
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:06,159
come join us on Patreon, Patreon dot com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

735
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,199
Other things happening over on Patreon.

736
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,199
We'll be back with side scroller episodes in January.

737
00:36:11,319 --> 00:36:12,919
Those are DM'd by Tom.

738
00:36:12,919 --> 00:36:16,919
We've got an awesome bonus game that Carla, Amy and I played

739
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:22,079
where things definitely didn't go as I had planned them,

740
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,319
being that I didn't plan a lot of things and just we just kind of went with it.

741
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:28,639
So it's a lot of random, a lot of fun.

742
00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:30,319
Very excited for you to hear that.

743
00:36:30,319 --> 00:36:32,079
That's coming out in January as well.

744
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:34,679
Patreon dot com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

745
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:36,359
Make sure you go check it out.

746
00:36:36,359 --> 00:36:37,239
But that's it for me.

747
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,840
So let's get back to the episode.

748
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,880
Unless anybody has anything in particular

749
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,840
they would like to ask anybody in the group, I will carry on.

750
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:47,920
Go for it.

751
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,840
Damian just wants to know he's heard a lot of talk about this hillop character

752
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,480
and he is going to inquire among upon the way.

753
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,560
Oh, that feels like a long conversation.

754
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,560
I've heard that name many times, more times than anything else

755
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,560
out of their mouth since we've met them.

756
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,040
We must inquire further.

757
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,360
I don't know. Do you think they've said that more than the word jam?

758
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:11,560
Probably, but with similar levels of enthusiasm,

759
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,800
but in the opposite direction of jam.

760
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,840
So is it enthusiasm if it's the opposite?

761
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,840
What would you call that?

762
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,200
Unenthusiasm.

763
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,200
Oppositenaziism.

764
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,360
Did you do the reading last night Squire Root?

765
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:28,760
No.

766
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,260
God.

767
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,640
Who's got watch on this here?

768
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,280
Who's kind of taking point at the front of this caravan?

769
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,080
I think Damian actually would.

770
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:44,760
He's used to actually being so his in D&D speak, he took the protector background.

771
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,880
So he's used to being a little bit more putting himself out front,

772
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,560
you know, and trying to watch out for others.

773
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,920
So I think he'd probably take point.

774
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:51,880
I'm wherever he is.

775
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,440
Cool. Cool. Cool.

776
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,960
And you said this means I die first.

777
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,760
You've got a passive perception of 18.

778
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,640
You said David.

779
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,720
I do. Apparently it's my one high.

780
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,040
I will not tell you which passive score is a nine,

781
00:38:06,039 --> 00:38:07,480
but that one is an 18.

782
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:08,199
So yes.

783
00:38:08,199 --> 00:38:09,159
Perfect. Good to know.

784
00:38:09,159 --> 00:38:10,920
I mean, I could look at your sheet, but that's fine.

785
00:38:11,639 --> 00:38:14,039
My passive perception is a nine.

786
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:21,960
Okay. Well, yeah, better part of a day has gone on.

787
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,480
You're making it near towards dinner time.

788
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,440
Damian, you see up ahead at the side of the road,

789
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,759
what looks like a small creature,

790
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,760
tough to make out from the distance at this moment,

791
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:42,600
but there's a small creature kind of grayish in the shadow that you're looking at.

792
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,080
Damian, as he first notices it out,

793
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,040
I assume it's like in the middle of the path or the kind of.

794
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,240
Yeah, kind of a little bit off to the side, but yes.

795
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,240
Yeah. Along the way that you were going.

796
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,440
Damian yells out, hail and well met.

797
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,320
Good creature.

798
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,200
What are you? What are you named?

799
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,280
What? I cannot speak today.

800
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,240
What are you called? Hello? Hello?

801
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,960
Do you speak?

802
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,560
As you get closer and you yell this out,

803
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,120
you see it stop and look to you and it's holding something in its hand.

804
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,240
It doesn't respond.

805
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:27,400
And then it goes back to holding and playing with whatever it has in its hand.

806
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,080
Are they balls based upon your hand juggling?

807
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,239
Is it a turnt gobo?

808
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,360
It does not look like a goblin.

809
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:45,000
The closer you get, whoever's looking at this point, make a nature check.

810
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,119
I think Damian, after he doesn't figure it out first,

811
00:39:50,119 --> 00:39:51,880
he's going to yell it to the others to get their opinion.

812
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:55,799
He'll be like, root, mute, gram and sleet.

813
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,639
What is this thing?

814
00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:00,119
Oh, I got a nat 20.

815
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:04,440
I also got a nat 20, so we're crushing it on identifying this creature.

816
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,599
I'm jogging up from the back.

817
00:40:06,599 --> 00:40:10,599
I was definitely pulling up the rear and being lazy.

818
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,119
Well, the nat 20s in the group, you definitely know,

819
00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:17,159
recognize it as a tiny earth elemental.

820
00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:25,079
And as you get closer, you see that it is playing with small ball sized rocks.

821
00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:27,960
Ball sized rocks?

822
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,360
I'm sorry, whose balls?

823
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,320
Yes, like a tennis ball.

824
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,240
Are they like the ones that you would like hold in your hand to do strength exercises?

825
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,039
Yeah, yeah, that size.

826
00:40:40,039 --> 00:40:41,320
You know, like the Goblin King.

827
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,039
Sure.

828
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,079
No, that was too big.

829
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:47,800
These are smaller ones you could fit in your hands.

830
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,280
It's a small earth elemental.

831
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,320
They can't be that big.

832
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:56,280
You see it tossing, kind of tossing them up in the air and they fall down to the ground.

833
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,800
And he picks them up and tosses them again and they kind of fall down to the ground.

834
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,080
I come jogging up.

835
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,360
Wait, where are we looking at?

836
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:05,880
Balls!

837
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,480
I beg your pardon?

838
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,000
Sully looks down, like as if he forgot his pants.

839
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,600
I don't know what the creature is, but balls.

840
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,320
I'm waiting for someone who does know.

841
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,920
It's an earth element.

842
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:21,560
A what?

843
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,600
An earth element.

844
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,560
A what?

845
00:41:23,639 --> 00:41:26,199
It's like a nature creature.

846
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,920
I think it's learning how to juggle.

847
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,480
Oh, I know how to juggle.

848
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Are you learning how to juggle?

849
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,679
Bernie the Mew yells.

850
00:41:36,039 --> 00:41:41,719
It looks or seemingly looks over in your direction and then kind of slumps and then

851
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:46,840
reaches down to pick up the stones again and continues to throw them up in the air.

852
00:41:47,639 --> 00:41:49,079
Oh, is it not going well?

853
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,519
It doesn't respond.

854
00:41:52,519 --> 00:41:58,360
It just keeps focusing on the stones.

855
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,039
I mean, it's not less sexual.

856
00:42:02,599 --> 00:42:07,799
With a Nat 20, you'd know that earth elementals don't speak common.

857
00:42:07,799 --> 00:42:09,719
They speak what's known as Terran.

858
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:11,719
No, I don't have that one.

859
00:42:13,639 --> 00:42:14,039
Me neither.

860
00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:15,559
Orin and Gnomish.

861
00:42:16,279 --> 00:42:21,960
I run off the side of the road and I grab three stones and I run forward a little bit.

862
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,279
I go, eh, eh, and I start to juggle them.

863
00:42:25,079 --> 00:42:29,480
As Damien was leaning over to ask Sully if this was typical engrossment in balls

864
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,119
and as he finally leans all the way over, Sully is gone.

865
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:33,079
Yeah, Sully's gone.

866
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,719
So Sully, you run over to the earth elemental?

867
00:42:38,279 --> 00:42:39,960
I run toward it a little bit.

868
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,799
I'm not totally engaging.

869
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:46,600
I go, eh, eh, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

870
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:54,360
It stops what it's doing and watches your pattern and watches you and kind of lifts

871
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,720
its head as it's staring towards you the longer you go on.

872
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,920
I'm going to make a dexterity check to see how far you, how long you can juggle.

873
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,519
How long I can keep this up for.

874
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:08,280
Brady the Mew, while you start, runs up behind you and fans out their wings

875
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,720
to make you look very dazzling as you do it.

876
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:16,120
Um, I'm going to say yes.

877
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,960
That you, I don't know what I was, oh, you carry on for a long time.

878
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,800
That's what, that's what I forgot what I made your role for.

879
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,640
There's a whole caravan stop behind me.

880
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,560
I'm just like, ah, ah, ah, yeah.

881
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,519
You guys are the escort.

882
00:43:28,519 --> 00:43:30,120
So yeah, they've stopped behind you.

883
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,920
And it's watching you with just, from what you can tell,

884
00:43:36,039 --> 00:43:41,480
amazement as it begins to walk forward towards you and kind of trying to mimic

885
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:42,840
your behavior.

886
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,240
Guys, I think I found a friend.

887
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,960
I think you found a friend too.

888
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,880
I whisper from really close behind you.

889
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,680
Oh, God.

890
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,180
Feathers.

891
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:56,200
Well, I just, I thought it'd be pretty, like, just like.

892
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,400
No, yeah, that's okay.

893
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,440
Personal space is subjective.

894
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,200
It, it begins to copy and follow what you do.

895
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,400
It drops the stones a few times before it finally gets

896
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,519
the pattern as you're, as you're going through this juggling motion.

897
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:17,480
I can tell it, I, it can't understand me, but I make like very big happy faces

898
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,559
and I'm like, yeah, and I'm nodding.

899
00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:20,360
I'm like, uh-huh.

900
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:29,880
It's stone eyebrows moved into like an excited motion as it gets a few juggles

901
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,960
back and forth and back and forth.

902
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:38,360
And then you hear, as it gets going, you hear a loud rumble coming from the trees

903
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:44,440
off to the side and it stops and it looks to you and then it starts to run back

904
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,159
into the trees.

905
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:52,519
I dropped my, my rocks and I'm like, oh, I really thought we had something there.

906
00:44:52,519 --> 00:44:54,199
Maybe we could have taken that on the road.

907
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:56,840
It was very impressive.

908
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,199
Did you scare it off, Sully?

909
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,800
Well, no, there's like a big noise that came from the side there.

910
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:06,039
You see it poke its head back out from the trees and it waves to you.

911
00:45:07,559 --> 00:45:09,800
And then it goes back into the trees.

912
00:45:10,679 --> 00:45:12,119
Oh, maybe it's mom called.

913
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,519
Oh, maybe.

914
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:17,159
Well, I guess the road is clear now.

915
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:18,760
I guess we can just keep going.

916
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,880
Do you think it was scared?

917
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:26,440
Cause if it was scared, I feel like we might maybe should be scared too.

918
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,039
Elementals are, or did it just see it seemed happy?

919
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,719
Sully, you really bonded.

920
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,119
Oh, okay.

921
00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:33,320
It just waved.

922
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,119
I think he's okay.

923
00:45:35,559 --> 00:45:37,320
Roll an insight if you want to.

924
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,159
Sure, I'll be insightful.

925
00:45:41,159 --> 00:45:42,199
What do I do with that?

926
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,759
17 minus one, probably.

927
00:45:46,759 --> 00:45:47,400
Minus one.

928
00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:53,239
Damien chimes in.

929
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:54,519
Math is important.

930
00:45:57,159 --> 00:45:57,559
You all right?

931
00:45:57,559 --> 00:46:01,799
She gets one good die roll and then she dies.

932
00:46:03,799 --> 00:46:04,840
Sully just drops.

933
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,960
I mean, I'm really sick.

934
00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:07,159
Hey, Dean.

935
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,119
You can tell that when it came to look back at you, it looked happy

936
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:20,360
and didn't run away necessarily in fear, but just knowing that it needed to be somewhere else.

937
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,360
Yeah, no, I think you're right.

938
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,119
I think it's mom probably called him.

939
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:26,279
Yeah.

940
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,960
Well, I guess let's keep going.

941
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,720
Sully, that was some amazing juggling.

942
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,160
I didn't know you were such a juggler.

943
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,080
There was a short period of time when I was a jugologist.

944
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,360
A jugologist?

945
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:40,680
Yeah.

946
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,800
Do you study the art of juggling?

947
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:45,480
Oh, yeah.

948
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:45,960
Or did you?

949
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,519
Well, that's what I said.

950
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:49,800
I was a jugologist.

951
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,040
So, yeah.

952
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,320
Sully's had all sorts of jobs.

953
00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:03,080
That was right before the Linenary, but it was after the cookery.

954
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,519
Where did your crushology come in?

955
00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:08,440
Oh, that wasn't until later.

956
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:09,400
That was way later.

957
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,280
Oh, okay.

958
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:10,780
Yeah.

959
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,400
You're very impressive.

960
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,519
We may even knight you ambassador of stone relations if you keep this up.

961
00:47:18,519 --> 00:47:19,400
Oh, that sounds...

962
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,280
That's the job I've never had before.

963
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,000
Speechless!

964
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,920
The appropriate response to that.

965
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:26,220
Whew.

966
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,720
You flatter me.

967
00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:29,880
I assume we're still walking.

968
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:30,600
Oh, absolutely.

969
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,840
The carousel has definitely started back up.

970
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:37,160
So, Birdie, why do you want to be a squire?

971
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,559
Well, you have to be a squire in order to be a knight.

972
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:42,840
And that's the real goal.

973
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,280
Oh, well, why do you want to be a knight?

974
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,400
Well, to help protect Macaw Valley.

975
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,760
Yeah, there's a little bit of a parrot war going on.

976
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,600
And I really want to help settle the conflict.

977
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,520
But you have to be a knight to be able to attend the talks,

978
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:01,960
to go to the conference.

979
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,720
And the squire is kind of just an interim step.

980
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,480
Oh, wow.

981
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,760
That's a lot of bureaucracy in there.

982
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,560
Yeah, and a lot of bird scene.

983
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,720
Mostly bird scene.

984
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,720
I believe it's pronounced bird-ocracy.

985
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:18,940
Oh.

986
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:20,460
No?

987
00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:20,960
No.

988
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:21,460
Oh.

989
00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:27,699
No, just like Macaw to other parrot relations.

990
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,420
Well, that's really noble, I mean.

991
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:34,420
Thank you.

992
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:38,019
I never really thought about like doing something like that to,

993
00:48:39,699 --> 00:48:41,300
like, I don't know.

994
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:44,179
Hey, you guys, you ever thought about like becoming a knight

995
00:48:44,179 --> 00:48:47,380
or that you had to like move up in the ranks in order to help people?

996
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:54,260
Well, no, I mean, I have a destiny to save the world, so I just have to like

997
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:59,140
train and get strong and channel Bahamut,

998
00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:02,340
and then the opportunity to save the world will present itself.

999
00:49:03,059 --> 00:49:06,740
I never thought about a formal sort of training system.

1000
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:09,220
I mean, when you put it that way, it sounds very easy.

1001
00:49:11,140 --> 00:49:13,380
Yeah, it's just one thing, save the world.

1002
00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:15,140
It's only one thing to do.

1003
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:15,860
It's pretty easy.

1004
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:17,860
What are you saving it from?

1005
00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:18,180
Yes.

1006
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,700
Are you saving it from parrots?

1007
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:23,700
Regalus with the tale of saving the world, because this is intriguing.

1008
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:27,460
Oh, well, I don't really know.

1009
00:49:27,460 --> 00:49:36,740
I mean, I think we know who a bad guy is, but I just, um, a little bit about me.

1010
00:49:37,940 --> 00:49:41,300
Taken to a village as a baby, chosen one,

1011
00:49:41,300 --> 00:49:46,500
destined to save the world, but I don't really know any of the details yet.

1012
00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:49,460
You don't know what you're saving the world from?

1013
00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:52,500
As Birdie says this, literally in mid-speech,

1014
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:56,420
Damien pulls out his sword and points it straight at Glim.

1015
00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:57,220
Hun guard!

1016
00:49:59,140 --> 00:50:05,140
He's walking sideways with his sword still pointed directly at Glim, trying to keep pace.

1017
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:08,260
Oh, do you think I need to save the world from you, sir?

1018
00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:10,180
If you are going to save the world,

1019
00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:13,780
I would like to help you further gurgle your loins against evil.

1020
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:19,380
And in the best way, you get your brains out of the gutters.

1021
00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:22,500
I am trying to help serve this noble quest.

1022
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:30,660
I have had passed down to me the skills and secrets of dueling through the years,

1023
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:33,540
and any skills I can teach you along our path,

1024
00:50:33,539 --> 00:50:39,380
I would love to pass along to you on this absolutely noble journey,

1025
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:43,619
not the journey to Daglor Fur, that's not noble at all, but the journey to save the world!

1026
00:50:48,019 --> 00:50:52,739
It's like 0.5% noble, okay, Root?

1027
00:50:54,099 --> 00:50:56,739
What? I'm trying my best!

1028
00:50:56,739 --> 00:51:00,659
Bahamut and the world versus a goblin!

1029
00:51:01,619 --> 00:51:03,940
Sounded like multiple goblins.

1030
00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:05,779
Fight him, fight him, Glim!

1031
00:51:06,980 --> 00:51:09,859
Well, I would be happy for you to train.

1032
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:13,139
I think he's just going to fight me.

1033
00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:15,139
Jam, fight, jam fight!

1034
00:51:16,259 --> 00:51:19,940
This is going to get real interesting, something about loins, okay?

1035
00:51:20,739 --> 00:51:24,179
First lesson, never bring a sword to a jam fight.

1036
00:51:24,899 --> 00:51:28,420
Or jam to a sword fight, I learned that the hard way.

1037
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:34,740
Bring the proper equipment, that's literally lessons 1 and 1.5 for dueling.

1038
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:36,740
Do you need to borrow my short sword?

1039
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:41,539
Could you, you have that notebook, maybe you could write some of this down for me.

1040
00:51:41,539 --> 00:51:42,039
Sure.

1041
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:48,340
Don't bring a sword to a jam fight or jam to a sword fight.

1042
00:51:48,340 --> 00:51:50,740
Rule 1 and 1.5.

1043
00:51:51,619 --> 00:51:52,119
Yes!

1044
00:51:53,940 --> 00:51:58,019
Thank you sir, these are really excellent rules so far.

1045
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:03,460
Do you have your own sword or do you need to borrow my short sword for training?

1046
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:09,380
Oh, well, I don't have, I don't have a sword.

1047
00:52:09,380 --> 00:52:13,460
I do have this though and I pull out my giant war pick.

1048
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,700
Whoa, a formidable weapon indeed.

1049
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:20,740
Sir, do you need my glaive or do you cut a long arm yourself?

1050
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,860
I, hmm, I mean my arms are about normal length,

1051
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:26,340
I would say they're about half a meter long, but you know.

1052
00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,940
Oh, you mean my weapon!

1053
00:52:28,740 --> 00:52:32,579
I cannot tell when you're joking with that bird face of yours.

1054
00:52:32,579 --> 00:52:39,059
No, I will hold on to my sword and shield and duel accordingly,

1055
00:52:39,059 --> 00:52:44,420
because lesson number 2, you never know what the opposition will bring to the fight.

1056
00:52:46,019 --> 00:52:47,139
Yes, that is correct.

1057
00:52:47,139 --> 00:52:48,659
A lot of rules about equipment,

1058
00:52:48,659 --> 00:52:51,220
I hadn't thought about these sort of things, these logistics.

1059
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:55,780
Have you ever met a male before? It's the only thing they ever talk about in life.

1060
00:52:58,659 --> 00:53:03,059
Equipment is a very important part of fighting and being a knight.

1061
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:06,019
You must come with a lot of equipment

1062
00:53:06,019 --> 00:53:09,220
so that you can be able to handle any situation.

1063
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:13,139
Now what if someone strips you naked and then is like, save the world now?

1064
00:53:14,179 --> 00:53:15,059
Fisty cuffs!

1065
00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:18,820
Also, we're all naked underneath our clothes.

1066
00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:23,539
Oh yeah, we probably shouldn't talk about the whole feather situation.

1067
00:53:23,619 --> 00:53:28,579
Yeah, unless you're my squire, current squire, who's naked all the time.

1068
00:53:28,579 --> 00:53:31,779
Well, I mean, I have feathers and I have this nice scarf.

1069
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,739
This conversation is about the dragon!

1070
00:53:34,739 --> 00:53:35,860
Is a nice scarf.

1071
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:38,099
Thank you! My mom made it for me.

1072
00:53:39,139 --> 00:53:43,940
It was my present, my going away present for the exchange program.

1073
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:47,619
Glim, I think now would be like a surprise attack

1074
00:53:47,619 --> 00:53:49,860
because he's totally not paying attention to you.

1075
00:53:53,619 --> 00:53:55,539
Birdie the Mew comes flapping at you.

1076
00:53:55,539 --> 00:53:59,219
Oh, oh no! Oh, Birdie, I don't want to hurt you!

1077
00:53:59,219 --> 00:54:00,099
Oh my goodness!

1078
00:54:00,900 --> 00:54:03,059
Always prepare for the unexpected!

1079
00:54:06,099 --> 00:54:07,539
Just feathers everywhere.

1080
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,500
If we're going to learn how to duel here,

1081
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,179
which I think is where we're going with this,

1082
00:54:14,739 --> 00:54:17,059
let's roll initiative between those involved.

1083
00:54:17,059 --> 00:54:18,579
So that would be Glim and Damien.

1084
00:54:19,300 --> 00:54:20,659
And if anybody else wants to...

1085
00:54:20,659 --> 00:54:22,340
Birdie will get out of the way.

1086
00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:28,740
Anybody else wants to roll in for various moral supports or distractions?

1087
00:54:29,380 --> 00:54:32,740
Okay. Can I roll in for taunting?

1088
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:34,260
Sure, yeah. Sounds like it.

1089
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,380
Sounds like a distraction.

1090
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,019
I'm going to roll in for note taking.

1091
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:39,480
Okay.

1092
00:54:40,579 --> 00:54:41,079
13.

1093
00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:43,780
Sorry, 15 or 13?

1094
00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:44,280
13.

1095
00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,100
Yeah, plus your initiative.

1096
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:46,600
17.

1097
00:54:48,019 --> 00:54:49,700
Oh, the taunting is going to...

1098
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:51,860
You're going to get right into taunting, it sounds like.

1099
00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:52,660
Fucking ready.

1100
00:54:54,980 --> 00:54:56,340
Wait, you're going to taunt me?

1101
00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:57,940
Aren't you going to taunt Damien?

1102
00:54:57,940 --> 00:54:58,820
I'm not sure.

1103
00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:01,140
Whatever comes out of my mouth comes out of my mouth.

1104
00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:03,380
What do we got for Damien?

1105
00:55:03,380 --> 00:55:04,660
I don't control it, Carla.

1106
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:06,500
I got 25.

1107
00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,000
Oh, Jesus.

1108
00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:14,820
Birdie got a 20 for helping moral support and maybe a little bit of feather distraction.

1109
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:20,980
Damien, Birdie, Sully, and where's Mute in this situation?

1110
00:55:20,980 --> 00:55:21,780
Mute got a three.

1111
00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:22,760
Oh.

1112
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:24,099
He's taking notes.

1113
00:55:24,099 --> 00:55:25,300
He's taking notes.

1114
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,500
He's taking notes.

1115
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,539
It's best to go last.

1116
00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:28,420
Yep, absolutely.

1117
00:55:28,420 --> 00:55:33,460
All right, so I imagine that the caravan has stopped.

1118
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:38,820
We'll say this is like night, you know, you've pulled over, you set up around camp

1119
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:43,380
on like the third night and now you've been called out

1120
00:55:46,019 --> 00:55:49,140
to be imparted with the wisdom of circumference.

1121
00:55:49,139 --> 00:55:52,500
That's me.

1122
00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,059
That's you.

1123
00:55:54,179 --> 00:55:59,539
So your drivers are kind of around the campfire watching this nonsense go on

1124
00:56:00,259 --> 00:56:03,699
and you are all surrounding Damien and Glim.

1125
00:56:04,339 --> 00:56:06,099
Damien, you are up first.

1126
00:56:06,099 --> 00:56:13,699
So we'll go describe what you do or say and then we'll roll for no real damage.

1127
00:56:13,699 --> 00:56:16,500
We'll just roll to see how well the parry goes.

1128
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:23,139
So Damien is going to kind of strut forward fairly confidently,

1129
00:56:23,139 --> 00:56:27,219
but also not like overtly trying to just be up in Glim's face.

1130
00:56:28,179 --> 00:56:31,539
And as he's walking forward, he intones.

1131
00:56:32,980 --> 00:56:37,940
Next lesson is you never know what to expect as Damien tosses his mace

1132
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:41,780
to Birdie Lemieux and says, now you will show them what I've taught you.

1133
00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:45,300
And he walks over next to Mute and stands behind him,

1134
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:50,580
full plate arms crossed, saying, I will look at your notes as this transpires.

1135
00:56:50,580 --> 00:56:51,460
Perfect. Sounds good.

1136
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:53,300
Birdie, you're up.

1137
00:56:53,300 --> 00:57:00,180
OK. OK. Birdie has stopped flapping their wings

1138
00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,860
and grabs the mace that gets handed to them.

1139
00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:08,580
And they look at Glim and go, ah, on guard.

1140
00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:11,060
That's not really what you say with a mace, but it's all I got.

1141
00:57:11,059 --> 00:57:17,699
And goes running at you to charge and whack you with it.

1142
00:57:17,699 --> 00:57:18,579
Roll for attack.

1143
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:20,579
That's a five.

1144
00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:25,619
Mace is not Birdie's normal weapon.

1145
00:57:25,619 --> 00:57:29,539
So that's a very clear miss. Birdie charges towards Glim.

1146
00:57:30,659 --> 00:57:33,699
I don't know if Glim even needs to sidestep for this one.

1147
00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:36,340
Birdie runs past.

1148
00:57:39,219 --> 00:57:40,739
Panicked in what's happening.

1149
00:57:41,619 --> 00:57:42,980
The weight is off.

1150
00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,579
They don't know how to handle this.

1151
00:57:44,579 --> 00:57:45,219
And Sully, you're up next.

1152
00:57:45,219 --> 00:57:48,259
It's like a comic up and down situation.

1153
00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:52,900
I seem better swings than that in nightclubs.

1154
00:57:55,619 --> 00:57:56,179
Glim.

1155
00:57:56,179 --> 00:57:57,860
Glim is going to.

1156
00:57:59,699 --> 00:58:03,219
I mean, I certainly don't want to hurt Birdie, but maybe.

1157
00:58:03,219 --> 00:58:04,739
We'll say it's definitely more.

1158
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:08,420
Yeah, you're not trying to hurt each other.

1159
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:09,779
You're holding back.

1160
00:58:09,779 --> 00:58:10,820
We're just sparring.

1161
00:58:11,539 --> 00:58:12,100
Okay.

1162
00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:15,620
Well, then I guess I was going to say I'd show off my breath weapon,

1163
00:58:15,620 --> 00:58:18,660
but it doesn't really make sense when I'm supposed to be learning dueling.

1164
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:22,660
So I'm going to try and maybe just like knock her off her feet or something.

1165
00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:22,980
Sure.

1166
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:26,260
But I don't because it is a nine.

1167
00:58:28,019 --> 00:58:28,500
They hop.

1168
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:32,740
They hop as they drop the mace.

1169
00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:35,700
Done with your BS hammer weapon.

1170
00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:38,980
Who would have thought this six foot five dragonborn and this what?

1171
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:40,180
Three foot six?

1172
00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:43,300
Yeah, like three or four would be would be so evenly matched.

1173
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:43,860
It's amazing.

1174
00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:47,620
I'm about to get my short sword.

1175
00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:48,420
You wait.

1176
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:48,920
Moot.

1177
00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:55,700
Frantically writing down kind of what's happened so far in the battle

1178
00:58:56,500 --> 00:59:00,180
notices that Glim weirdly went low on her attack.

1179
00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:03,540
Back to Damian.

1180
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:07,540
You see, I don't I don't know what you were hoping for when you tossed the mace to Birdie,

1181
00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:08,820
but now it's your turn again.

1182
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:12,100
I don't know either what he wanted from that.

1183
00:59:12,100 --> 00:59:17,140
First he he absolutely yells criticisms at at at his square root.

1184
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:21,700
This is not how I don't like Mason in your thin bird bones.

1185
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:23,539
You're the weight of yours is off.

1186
00:59:23,539 --> 00:59:23,860
Yes.

1187
00:59:23,860 --> 00:59:25,220
It's not made for a bird.

1188
00:59:25,220 --> 00:59:29,300
It builds muscle work the drumsticks.

1189
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:30,740
Oh, hollow bones.

1190
00:59:30,740 --> 00:59:33,860
And he turns back to Moot who's he's standing behind

1191
00:59:33,860 --> 00:59:36,260
and he reaches over mute shoulder like at the notes.

1192
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:38,740
Okay, you had some notes there.

1193
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,500
And adjust the parry there.

1194
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:43,540
And, you know, this I just want to make sure you get this accurate

1195
00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:46,740
because some of the rumors we've heard out there is just concerning.

1196
00:59:46,740 --> 00:59:50,660
And I just want to make sure that this all helps with the big picture.

1197
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:55,940
So the little pictures in the book is important to the big pictures because duly.

1198
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:57,780
Birdie, you're up next.

1199
00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:03,460
Birdie has hopped the foot dropped the mace is too heavy.

1200
01:00:03,460 --> 01:00:07,380
And they're wearing a scarf and a sword belt.

1201
01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,140
And nothing else.

1202
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:14,820
No, it's just plumage as far as the eye can see.

1203
01:00:16,019 --> 01:00:19,940
And they draw their short sword and they go, that's better.

1204
01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:21,940
And they go to lunge at you.

1205
01:00:23,539 --> 01:00:26,900
And hopefully I do better with my short sword.

1206
01:00:28,260 --> 01:00:28,900
I do.

1207
01:00:30,579 --> 01:00:31,700
I do better.

1208
01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,059
That's a 21.

1209
01:00:33,059 --> 01:00:36,420
Oh, that'll do it with my short sword.

1210
01:00:37,059 --> 01:00:37,559
Ha.

1211
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:42,579
So Birdie comes in low is striking your armor.

1212
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:44,019
You don't have armor.

1213
01:00:44,019 --> 01:00:46,180
Like the flat of the blade.

1214
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:49,940
I do have chainmail or scale mail or something.

1215
01:00:49,940 --> 01:00:50,440
Yeah.

1216
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,300
It's just it's the flat of the blade.

1217
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:56,659
Just more for the contact of like, I gotcha.

1218
01:00:56,659 --> 01:00:58,099
Than to cut you.

1219
01:00:58,099 --> 01:01:01,300
Damien yells out, watch the knees Dragonborn.

1220
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:03,139
Destiny always goes for the knees.

1221
01:01:03,139 --> 01:01:04,019
Hey Glim.

1222
01:01:04,019 --> 01:01:07,139
Are you going to let them just spank you around like that?

1223
01:01:07,139 --> 01:01:07,699
Come on.

1224
01:01:09,139 --> 01:01:09,639
Ha ha.

1225
01:01:11,139 --> 01:01:11,639
Okay.

1226
01:01:12,099 --> 01:01:14,579
I'm going to, I'm really, I mean it this time.

1227
01:01:14,579 --> 01:01:15,940
This time I'm really going to try.

1228
01:01:17,059 --> 01:01:18,980
It's a 22.

1229
01:01:19,779 --> 01:01:20,420
That does it.

1230
01:01:23,699 --> 01:01:29,139
So again, I'm just like trying to like, I pull it kind of.

1231
01:01:29,139 --> 01:01:29,639
Yeah.

1232
01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:38,279
But definite, definite contact there as you as Birdie receive a knock from the war pick moot.

1233
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,000
Oh, that was really good.

1234
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:41,480
You too.

1235
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,159
You're doing so good now.

1236
01:01:43,159 --> 01:01:45,159
Easier with the right weapon.

1237
01:01:45,159 --> 01:01:46,920
Yeah, you need one that's well bAlydinced.

1238
01:01:47,559 --> 01:01:50,839
Is this, is this to your liking circumference?

1239
01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:54,039
Is this, is this what you're interested in with my notes here?

1240
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,480
Aye.

1241
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:58,599
I mean, you can leave out the part about the thin bird bones.

1242
01:01:58,599 --> 01:01:59,639
I mean, it is a good.

1243
01:01:59,639 --> 01:02:00,279
You said it.

1244
01:02:00,279 --> 01:02:00,759
But yes.

1245
01:02:00,759 --> 01:02:02,279
I feel like I should write everything down.

1246
01:02:02,279 --> 01:02:03,159
It is true.

1247
01:02:03,159 --> 01:02:05,079
You are, yes, very astute.

1248
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:08,119
You know, are you looking for an intern position?

1249
01:02:08,119 --> 01:02:10,199
Because I know some people back in town.

1250
01:02:11,159 --> 01:02:12,920
Well, tell you what, I'll think about it,

1251
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:17,079
but I really want to see this, this world's biggest jar of jam here first.

1252
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,759
Oh yes.

1253
01:02:18,759 --> 01:02:19,480
Of course.

1254
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,960
I would never stand in the way of your personal quest.

1255
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:22,460
Of course.

1256
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,639
He would definitely stand in the way of my personal quest.

1257
01:02:25,639 --> 01:02:27,000
Yes, that is my job.

1258
01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:28,539
Is it?

1259
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,519
I thought your job was to nurture me and teach me the ways of knighthood.

1260
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:38,279
Like the largest jar of jam.

1261
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,079
Damien, did you want to do anything outside of?

1262
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:43,579
Yes.

1263
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:49,079
At that moment, he then says, and this is how you finish a fight.

1264
01:02:49,079 --> 01:02:55,159
And he jumps out and lunges directly at Glim with his, what's he got?

1265
01:02:55,159 --> 01:02:55,480
Hold on.

1266
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:56,279
He's got something.

1267
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,199
You have a short sword.

1268
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,160
I have a short sword.

1269
01:02:59,160 --> 01:02:59,880
I have also.

1270
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:05,080
He pulls out this very nice, slightly gleaming, giant slayer short sword

1271
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:09,000
and goes to just pop Glim on the shoulder with the side of the blade.

1272
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,360
21.

1273
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,080
That'll do it.

1274
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,160
So from off to the side, when you thought you were fighting Bertie,

1275
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:22,440
circumference flies out and taps you on the shoulder.

1276
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,360
Bertie, it's your turn.

1277
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:30,599
Seeing your, your, your, your knight, your leader jump into the fray.

1278
01:03:32,599 --> 01:03:34,680
Oh, uh, uh.

1279
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,960
Continue the fight.

1280
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,400
Oh, but they're new.

1281
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,480
We two opponents seems like a lot.

1282
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:44,760
Well, then seed Bertie seed, not bird seed, seed the fight.

1283
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:52,360
I see the fight and Bertie just kind of like slowly,

1284
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:57,079
like backs out of the middle and goes and sits down next to moot.

1285
01:03:57,079 --> 01:04:00,840
And Damien immediately, as Bertie says, that drops into a very

1286
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:06,920
respectful kneel directly in front of Glim bowels low and then stands high saying,

1287
01:04:08,519 --> 01:04:10,519
you have a lot of potential.

1288
01:04:10,519 --> 01:04:14,360
You need to keep practicing, but you are on the road to greatness.

1289
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:20,280
I believe that destiny with your friends supporting you has chosen well.

1290
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,000
Oh, well, thank you.

1291
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,080
Thank you so much for your tutelage, circumference.

1292
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,360
It means so much to me.

1293
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,000
Of course.

1294
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:31,240
If there's anything that my, my squire or I can do for yourself

1295
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,960
or your companions, Mute and Sully, we would, we are at your service.

1296
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,160
Well, until we are in Daggerford and then we will see where our nest adventure takes us.

1297
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,480
But for the time being, you have a friend in circumference and Bertie Lemute.

1298
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:46,679
Bertie's got just bird's seeds, just like begin.

1299
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:33,960
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1300
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:38,119
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1301
01:05:38,119 --> 01:05:43,159
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1302
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:46,040
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1303
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,280
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1304
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:53,640
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1305
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,600
You hold on a second.

1306
01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:02,760
Did we ever resolve the fact that Glim totally ate my mushroom omelette?

1307
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,160
Yeah, that was between episodes.

1308
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,400
That's why I had the nightmare and stuff, right?

1309
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:14,599
No, you had the nightmare before you ate the omelette.

1310
01:06:14,599 --> 01:06:16,360
There's a lot of stuff happening here.

1311
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,519
Okay, so the mausoleum.

1312
01:06:18,519 --> 01:06:19,559
That may come back later.

1313
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,240
Yes, no, you guys said you did.

1314
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,920
You passed it a couple of days.

1315
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,240
You were watching her while she slept and then you stomped on it.

1316
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:27,740
Perfect.

1317
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,480
I love how there's no context to this yet.

1318
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,519
Yeah, sorry you guys.

1319
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:39,000
I really am here for not knowing what this omelette did.

1320
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,159
But it sounds like a party.

1321
01:06:41,159 --> 01:06:44,760
Yeah, which is funny because I'm over here and I'm like, that's not that weird.

1322
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,920
Yeah, we've done some weird things with mushrooms.

1323
01:06:50,039 --> 01:06:53,159
You hear coming, you hear from coming running.

1324
01:06:53,159 --> 01:06:58,199
You hear you hear a voice from behind you.

1325
01:06:58,199 --> 01:07:00,679
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